1. clientsfromhell:

    Me: “What browser are you on?”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “Google Chrome?”

    Client: “No, just regular Google.”

    Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “No.”

    Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

    Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

    Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

  2. d-o-r-ia-n:

    jeremy-ruiner:

    buckyxbarnes:

    What do you think it is about Hawkeye that’s so compelling as a character?

    YES BABY YES

    i need more clint barton in everything

  3. greathaircut:

    million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory

  4. emmasneverland:

    "See anything?"

    "Hmm?"

    "Any clues, Mr Holmes?"

  5. thebrowneyedzombie:

    i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

    like

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    i mean

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    just look

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    at the perfection

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    in all of this

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    and let’s not forget the best one

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    AND FROZEN

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    i’m so satisfied

  6. Mythology Asks

    • Anubis: How do you feel about death?
    • Atum: What are your greatest imperfections?
    • Bastet: Do you have any cats?
    • Hathor: What brings you joy?
    • Horus: What is one thing you've had to fight for in your life?
    • Osiris: Do you believe in the underworld?
    • Ra: Do you have any major responsibilities or importance?
    • Thoth: Do you like to read/write?
    • Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you've ever done?
    • Bran: How is your health?
    • Brighid: Tell us about your relationship with your father.
    • Cernunnos: What is your favorite animal?
    • Danu: What is your relationship with your mother?
    • Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
    • Olwen: What is your favorite flower?
    • Rhiannon: Have you ever been betrayed?
    • Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?
    • Freya: Have you ever been in love?
    • Freyr: Do you have any children?
    • Hœnir: Are you a silent or talkative person?
    • Iounn: How old are you?
    • Loki: What is the best trick you've ever pulled on someone?
    • Odin: What is your family like?
    • Thor: Would you consider yourself pretty powerful?
    • Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?
    • Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?
    • Ares: Are you an easy person to anger?
    • Athena: Would you consider yourself an artist?
    • Apollo: Do you play any instruments?
    • Dionysus: Do you drink?
    • Hades: Do you have a bad reputation?
    • Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?
    • Hermes: Have you ever stolen anything?
    • Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
    • Zeus: Are you a confident person?
    • Jupiter: Would people say that you are intimidating or fairly approachable?
    • Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?
    • Apollo & Dianna: Do you prefer to be up during the day or at night?
    • Mars: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
    • Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
    • Proserpine: Have you ever felt trapped?
    • Plutus: Do you have a job?
    • Venus: Have you ever had your heart broken?
    • Vesta: Do you like being home or do you try to get out whenever you can?
    • Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?
  7. endingcas:

    spn season ten more like

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  8. debatchery:

    SIBLINGS

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